Sunday, March 20, 2011

Cart Nazi ( Crazy bitches allowed to use a cart)

I dont like to complain(my husband would disagree) but what it it with women ages 30-55, that have no children, act like total heifers at the supermarket?....for the hundreth time I was strolling through walmart with the kids and some bitch almost runs over my kid....and I dont mean she just was distracted and accidentally bumped him...I am talking she was going full steam ahead, eyes locked on my child. She knew what she was doing. If I had not yanked Hayden out in the last split second he would have been gonner...what the hell???? Here's the thing, my kids in general behave when I take them to the store. He wasn't running around acting crazy he was walking obediantly by the cart...So being the nice person that I was I said loud enough for her to hear.... Hayden lets get out of her way...she is obviously more important than us....and she actually gave me a dirty look and huffed....freakin huffed at me.....soooooooooooo...I went about my business and aha..there she was right by the snooty tea selection....I walked as close as I possibly could without being obvious and bumped her cart...thats right people I bumped her cart and I just dared her with the look in my eye to say WORD ONE to me....people are so rude...I hate that I stooped to a juvenile level but it actually felt kind of good......
Don't mess with the bull....or you WILL get the horns!!!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Just a little help....I'm not asking for much

As a mother of three I am constantly making doctor appointments.Now as a mother I expect to have to do this. I dont have a problem with negotioating the best time for the appointment not to mention the multiple appointments on the same day..What I dont however like is when we get to the appointments...
First off I have to get all the kids organized just minutes before we leave.I happen to know if you get your kids ready even just 5 minutes to early you are doomed...somehow, someway , my kids will find a way to either A. get themselves dirty. B. get your clothes dirty or C. everyone will have to have a complete wardrobe change. This will make you in teh very least on time for you appointment ( you know the stupid policy I am talking about ,They want you there 15 minutes early only to make you wait an extra 45 by the time you actually see the doctor, dentist or whoever you look like a a mental patient on teh verge of REALLY loosing your mind)
Next there is the car ride,I wont even go into the horrible details of my last car ride to an appointment.All I have to say is it involved french fries, a whiny brat and a mother ready to drive her car off the nearest bridge.
You get to the appointment as the secretary DOES NOT ACKOWLEDGE the fact that you are seriously in need of a quick effecient appointment. I mean seriously where do half of these secretaries come from??? There is one in particular thatI cant stand she is very aloof, if you have a question she cannot answer it with out saying the word "UMMMMMM" which by the way is one of my pet peeves If you are over the age of 18 learn to talk especially if you are in a proffesional business. and did I mention her voice..completely nasel, and whiny and she talks really loud ...super freakin annoying.......
and to the worst part of these appontment.....THE WAITING ROOM....and I will have to say this drives me a little bit more nuts than it does other people....and here is why...My daughter is autistic and stimms, she runs around and vocalizes....and people are giving me the look, hardcore... I mean if I realize a child has special needs and isnt doing all these things, not to be annoying or because she is bad, but because she just cant help it.....Now I have a problem when people do this and I will admit my feelings get hurt for my daughter....people dont realize it but her feelings can get hurt to ..she understands way more than they think....It actually made me so mad that I actually straight forward had to ask a woman what the f**k her problem was and how would she like to be autistic....this may not have been the best way to handle the situation..but I was pushed and I was PMS ing majorly so if I embarrased her GOOD adults should be ashamed of themselves when they act like that.....and to tell the truth...I cried when I got home for a long time cause I realized that that woman probably had the worst opinion of me..and that is not how I want to be seen.
What prompted this blog was Gages appointment at the orthodontist...he is having an appliance put in and it is going to be a long I am mentally preparing myself for everything that goes along with it.... I had also asked Mark to take a sick day so I just didnt have to deal with it, and the answer was no....Just so everybody knows The Last Job Mark had, he held for 13 years and almost never took a sick day ..and the most recent job he has held for almost 3 years and has only had to take off 2 days.....2DAYS people...he has the best work ethic..and I like that about him I really do he is dedicated but there are times where I just cant deal with the constant back and forth and I need a little bit of a break...IF that means I am weak..then fine I'm weak but dammit I dont ask for much....I am on my job 24/7 and have not takin a break for almost 10 years...and I really need one.....
I know most SAHM will feel me on this...and it is always nice when you can just let your responsibilities go for just a few hours

I will be posting some pics of THE APPLIANCE later to day..stay tuned(oh yeah it is suppose to glow in the dark)

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Neverending ....

I did have a good idea for a post but that went all to soon as I sat down my oldest decids he is going to practice what he is best at...freaking annoying the hell out of me...and he is reading this as I type....It all started with him asking if he could play the wii, I politly told him no BECAUSE he already played his DS for an hour (oh he just corrected is DSL) sheesh I am some sort of moron...anywhooooo.Now he is perched at my shoulder asking "caniplaywii,caniplaywii,caniplaywii" if this isnt annoying enough he is growling and breathing on me... Just so everybody knows I only allow my kids 1HOUR of video time PERIOD!!!! be it wii, PS3, or DSL...1 hour only...I am seriously abourt ready to elbow this kid......I cant concentrate anymore...I'll be back

Friday, March 4, 2011

IN A Pre- Spring Rut.

Has anybody else looked at their laundry pile, dirty toilet, or unswept floor for the umpeenth time and thought...I know I cleaned this yesterday? I swear I am in a time warp...For example not more than 2 days ago I had ALL of the laundry done...and I was pretty excited for myself cause that would mean more free time to do the catch up work that kind of gets shoved in a corner until I can finally get to it...Now here it is Friday..and there is at least oh I'd guesstimate 7 loads downstairs.....freakin 7 loads in 2 days !?!?!?!..Now I dont know how this happens or why but it is really starting to bug me....and I was beggining to wonder what would happen If i decided to go on strike???...It would be pretty damn stinky...
Here's to happy cleaning

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Missing Camera, Crazy Hair...and dogs that are getting on my last nerve.(and one really horny yowling cat)

This is how Amaya has been waking up for the last couple months...a little rough looking...I mean we all don't look top notch when we roll out of bed, but damn she looks like she has been to war with the pillow...and I am beginning to suspect that her stuffed animals are a bad influence also( stuffed animalpeer pressure is high stakes these days)...It seems a result of all this rough sleeping has taken a disastorous toll on her hair..I mean I cant get a brush through it...Now people I have tried everything under the sun, detangler,deep conditioning, braiding before bed, I have even considered silk pillow cases and then quickly pulled myself out of that little fantasy when i realized the price was beyond crazy..iksnay on that idea... Seriously I have been actually pulling hunks of hair out of her head because the ratting is so bad....and I really take time brushing (like over 30 min on some days) and I really dont want to cut her hair...because I just think younger girls should have a little length to their hair...then about the age of 10 or so do what ever....I have been really at a loss ..I mean I was to the point of just saying screw it and let her have dreds.......then the miracle happened...Infusiam 23 ...I know ..I couldnt believe it... As I was browsing the outlandish amount of choices in the hair supply isle at Wal-Mart (which by the way was total hel cause their was some dumb heifer behind me that kept making the clicking noise with her tonge and deep sighing and shifting her weight, which at one point I just circled around cause I was ready to punch her in the face) So we picked up the conditioner and the leave in conditionr and viola' SILKY MANAGABLE LOCKS....finally.
I lost my camera and threatened everybody's life looking for it, I have a bad temper but it has simmered a little over the years (out of complete neccesity)...But I'll be honest I have very few possesions that are just a mother I have given up ever looking nice, owning something over 200 dollars, or expecting my house to stay clean for more than an hour.....But dammit my camera dissapeared and I was livid....We finally found it....and I'll have to say I am a little embarrased about my tirade , the camera was in my top dresser drawer....where I put keep it away ..from my yay just consider me red as a tomato right about now.
Now onto the dogs and the HORNY cat...and I do mean Horny...that cat never shuts up...for the past month I have been listening to his sorrowful song and I really am at my wits end...we do not have the money for the "BIG SNIP" right now so we just have to deal with it....Which I'll have to admit it has gotten a tiny bit better since he got loose the other night( we had no knowledge of his little rendevous till we got home from the strore, we stepped out on the back porch for a minute and who do we see slinking up to the porch? the Horny Cat) and he did have a certain swagger to his walk if you know what I mean......So now I am guessing all the frisky kitties out there are expecting... geez my cat is such a stud....I hope he enjoyed it while he could soon as our tax check come in ....he is done for
....and now on to the dumb dogs....I love them but I just can't handle the constant mess making....precious has decided that she doesnt need to bother with that whole"gong to the bathroom outside" thing any more and weenie, well he is old, he chews on himself all the time, he farts and by farts I mean he has the ass of death, really I am not kidding... and now his new thing is he is completely unable to jusmp on the bed at bedtime so I have to lug his fat ass on the bed and throw my back out every night....poor thing....he is getting up their and I really do love him....but some how when he goes out to pee he gets a wild hair and will crawl under the fence and just book down the alley at 50 miles an hour
.....for some reason I think if he is able to run he should be able to jusmp...but who am I to say...I'm not a vet.....anywho this is rather long winded so I am just gonna let it go and just go with the flow...leaving you with a picture or 2 of the dogs