Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Missing Camera, Crazy Hair...and dogs that are getting on my last nerve.(and one really horny yowling cat)

This is how Amaya has been waking up for the last couple months...a little rough looking...I mean we all don't look top notch when we roll out of bed, but damn she looks like she has been to war with the pillow...and I am beginning to suspect that her stuffed animals are a bad influence also( stuffed animalpeer pressure is high stakes these days)...It seems a result of all this rough sleeping has taken a disastorous toll on her hair..I mean I cant get a brush through it...Now people I have tried everything under the sun, detangler,deep conditioning, braiding before bed, I have even considered silk pillow cases and then quickly pulled myself out of that little fantasy when i realized the price was beyond crazy..iksnay on that idea... Seriously I have been actually pulling hunks of hair out of her head because the ratting is so bad....and I really take time brushing (like over 30 min on some days) and I really dont want to cut her hair...because I just think younger girls should have a little length to their hair...then about the age of 10 or so do what ever....I have been really at a loss ..I mean I was to the point of just saying screw it and let her have dreds.......then the miracle happened...Infusiam 23 ...I know ..I couldnt believe it... As I was browsing the outlandish amount of choices in the hair supply isle at Wal-Mart (which by the way was total hel cause their was some dumb heifer behind me that kept making the clicking noise with her tonge and deep sighing and shifting her weight, which at one point I just circled around cause I was ready to punch her in the face) So we picked up the conditioner and the leave in conditionr and viola' SILKY MANAGABLE LOCKS....finally.
I lost my camera and threatened everybody's life looking for it, I have a bad temper but it has simmered a little over the years (out of complete neccesity)...But I'll be honest I have very few possesions that are just mine....as a mother I have given up ever looking nice, owning something over 200 dollars, or expecting my house to stay clean for more than an hour.....But dammit my camera dissapeared and I was livid....We finally found it....and I'll have to say I am a little embarrased about my tirade , the camera was in my top dresser drawer....where I put it...to keep it away ..from my ..children....so yay just consider me red as a tomato right about now.
Now onto the dogs and the HORNY cat...and I do mean Horny...that cat never shuts up...for the past month I have been listening to his sorrowful song and I really am at my wits end...we do not have the money for the "BIG SNIP" right now so we just have to deal with it....Which I'll have to admit it has gotten a tiny bit better since he got loose the other night( we had no knowledge of his little rendevous till we got home from the strore, we stepped out on the back porch for a minute and who do we see slinking up to the porch? the Horny Cat) and he did have a certain swagger to his walk if you know what I mean......So now I am guessing all the frisky kitties out there are expecting... geez my cat is such a stud....I hope he enjoyed it while he could ...as soon as our tax check come in ....he is done for
....and now on to the dumb duo...my dogs....I love them but I just can't handle the constant mess making....precious has decided that she doesnt need to bother with that whole"gong to the bathroom outside" thing any more and weenie, well he is old, he chews on himself all the time, he farts and by farts I mean he has the ass of death, really I am not kidding... and now his new thing is he is completely unable to jusmp on the bed at bedtime so I have to lug his fat ass on the bed and throw my back out every night....poor thing....he is getting up their and I really do love him....but some how when he goes out to pee he gets a wild hair and will crawl under the fence and just book down the alley at 50 miles an hour
.....for some reason I think if he is able to run he should be able to jusmp...but who am I to say...I'm not a vet.....anywho this is rather long winded so I am just gonna let it go and just go with the flow...leaving you with a picture or 2 of the dogs

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